I've tried this one before with not much luck so I thought I'd try again.
The chorus (I think) goes:
G'wan home, yer Mudders callin'
Yer Fadder got stuck in the garbage can.
G'wan home, yer Mudder's bawlin'
They've come to collect yer old man.
There's a verse that talks about him(?) going into the saloon and the barkeep yelling the chorus at him.
Any assistance will be heartily appreciated and I shall speak warmly of you whenever I sing this song.

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