Mooman, I am afraid your worst fears have been realised. At least one Hull 'Catter is off to Lille in France on the 14th October to prospect for a suitable base from which to spearhead9 an assault on the taste, decency and spelling in incontinental Europe.

Can't be long before "Punch le Cheval neuf" threads really start to piss Fionn right off.

I have rub lime juice into my wrists in anticipation.