Unsolicited testimonials for Doctor Guitar:

"Dat Doctah Geetah' be one smaht mo foga." - Gansta rapper Teryo Assoff

"When my girlfriend broke her G-string, Doctor Guitar had the situation well-in-hand in just a matter of seconds." - A. Real Loozer

"I'm going to write my doctoral dissertation on the cummulative effects of the opinions of Doctor Guitar on the socio-economic structure of rural Northern Mississippi in the late 20th Century." - N. N. Ivory Tower

"Whatsup, Doc?" - Bugs Bunny