Dear Dr. Guitar,

Please forgive me for the curtness in my last post. I have been frustrated in trying to deal with your instructions.

I did finally come up with a temporary solution, but now I need your mailing address. Knowing that it is your desire to provide answers, and that you are therefore liable for all expenses deriving therefrom, as soon as I have your address I will send you an invoice itemizing the expenses I have incurred in following your dicta. I am currently traveling in Oregon which is proving a workable solution; thus far I have succeeded in NOT looking at that web site. When I return home to Alaska, as I inevitably must, I will need further assistance.

Looking forward to being in ongoing communication with you, I am

Alona Lott