Higgs got rat-arsed at Sid's stag party recently, when he was 'sposed to be wheel man. The Beeb didn't even stretch to 'noises off' vomitting. Peggoi had to come and pick Jeck up.

There is a superb volume by the Archers Anarchists (the sect that believes that Ambridge exists) that deals with the un-dead at length.

Anyone think Simon has given Brenda a portion yet?