Well, danged, I musta misread the name of this thread or somethin' but since Iz here might as well go on record of saying that Iz never done that stuff in my life! Ahhhh, now that I got that lie out of the way, ahhhh, well I ain't done that stuff in a while. But, heck, if it will help stop Bush (no pun intended) from erecting Iraq, then, what the hey? Right?

Now, before I retire to the woods for a zesty session, I will go on record of sayin' that this is gonna be one Hell of a sacrifice. I mean, first of all I got this gorgeous wife, the P-Vine, and at my age I try to keep the ol' gal, ahhhh, you know,... oh this is hard... no, not that and so when I can get the matriculator in the matriculatin mood Iz hate wastin' it in the woods with a Brawny paper towel, thank you....

Ahhh, but now the Sapzman says that if Iz to go out in the woods with a fresh roll of Brawny paper towels then Bush (no pun intended, part 2) ain't gonna attack Iraq-tion, so being the peacenic that I am Iz heading to the woods...

Bobert

P.S. If you all see the P-Vine, please don't send her up into the woods to look fir me or the ol' Bobert gonna have to come (no pun intended) up with one Hell of a story, thank you...

And Spazer, good to see you getting my poor ol' Wes Ginny butt back in the sling where it belongs (no pun to be found...)