Nigel Parsons - Gareth.

If it's modern 'n obscure local jokes - I did one the week Ron (what was Mr Davies name now?) "came out" of obscurity.

Now Cosher Bailey's MP Ron,
Well he stop a while in Clapham.
Lost his car & job
But he still don't know what happen

Was you ever saw, &co

(that version of chorus makes more sense in Welsh English and more rhyme too)