Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside
Tender flaky golden cakey outside
You wrap the inside in the outside is it good? Darn tootin'!
It's the big, Fig Newton!

Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks
tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
the dogs kids love to bite

Honeycomb's big, yeah yeah yeah
It's not small, no no no
Honeycomb's got a great big bite
Big, big taste and a big big bite

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion on a sesame seed bun

No more Rice Krispies! We ran out of Rice Krispies!
(sung to a famous opera tune, name of which escapes me)

I'm a Pepper, she's a Pepper, he's a Pepper, we're Peppers, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too? Be a Pepper, drink Doctor Pepper

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Wow, that's pretty sick when I reread it. The product of a wasted youth. *G*