This may be thread drift, but I remember most of a Mad Magazine advertising-related parody of Poe's "The Raven" from the early '60s but I don't think I remember all of it. I've been checking on-line resources (my mother confiscated the original magazine years ago, damn!) but can't seem to find any of the poetry from that era.

Here goes:

The Spaniel

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary
Over many an advertising copy that I wrote for Macy's store.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone loudly rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"Tis some client there," I muttered. Only this and nothing more.

Then I felt my terror worsen, for my guest was not a person.
In there stepped a cocker spaniel, naturally I jumped in fear.
Tried to climb an oaken panel, ripping there my new grey flannel
But the spaniel only stood there, speaking out with voice so clear
Speaking out like Jack Lescoulie in a voice both loud and clear.
Quoth the spaniel, "Drink Blatz beer."

How I marvelled this ungainly dog that did commercials plainly
Thoughts of fortunes I could make now make me shake down to my knees.
But the spaniel set me grieving then by turning tail and leaving
Chasing him along the hallway, crying out, "Stay with me me please!"
Chasing him along the hallway, crying out, "Stay with me please!"
Quoth the spaniel, "Eat Kraft Cheese."

Anybody remember this or know where I can find the complete text? I loved it, of course, because not only was it a parody, but it incorporated most of the tv commercials of its day.

Linn