Well, Junior doesn't like sharing. I tried to get in the White House to begin working on some of these problems that he's been sweeping under tha carpet, and he had a couple of real tough looking cops keep me out. Can you believe that, Dougie? Well, Hard to be President when the other side doesn't play nice. Hey, don't believe me, just ask Al Gore. He'll etll ya...

I'm beginning to think that Junior plans on keeping the White House for himself until he's old and gray.

Bobert