The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #52618 Message #808190
Posted By: RangerSteve
21-Oct-02 - 09:37 PM
Thread Name: Jingles you remember.
Subject: RE: Jingles you remember.
Two masterpieces of bad sentence structure from Burger King:
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce,
Special orders don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us
Have it your way.
And:
Our new Whaler, gentle fish is
Cook just right, so it's delicious
All we ask is that your wish is
Have it your way.
A Pepsi parody from my childhood:
Pepsi Cola hits the spot
In your stomach it will rot
Tastes like beer, tastes like wine,
(Shouted)OH MY GOSH, IT'S TURPENTINE!