I know a parody to "Are You Lonesome Tonight" that I have not seen in your postings yet. I will start it and if anyone is interested, I will finish.
Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight.
Did you take your Mylanta and Tums,
Does your memory sway to a bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums.
I s your hair line receding, are your eyes growing dim,
Hysterectomy for her and its prostate for him.
If your back gives you pain and your knees predict rain.
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight.

And by the way, Elvis was the greatest when he was young, he had so much talent.

Thanks for listening.