Perhaps Breezy should be in on this one - after all didn't he used to be the singer with Billy Cotton (only joking John - I know it was Alan Breeze).

Can anyone remember another song (which I think was Billy Cotton) which went:

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh what a referee, what a referee, what a referee.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh he went and lost his pea,
And his little wooden whistle wouldn't whistle.

WAKEY - WAKEEE ! - (cue "Somebody stole my girl").