First, truly great Dave...you'll fit right in!!!

Second, Helen my dear, it is time for another of your wacky challenges...believe it or not, this thread popped into my head at the hospital (obviously delirious) and I was going to dig it out and ask for your next asap.....so GO FOR IT.......We now have all types of responses from stories to bad jokes to songs to limericks.....so pick out your three best and let's do it again.

catspaw