Rats-don't do this too often.

Age-note reference to Albatross; also Divers and Owls. Quoth the Raven: "nevermore."

Gender-I'd bet Cat knows best.

Favorite Colour-scruffy. Is that light scruffy or dark scruffy? Sounds like a sagey-sorta colour.

Authors/books-Ah ha!! Celtic mythology is it? And would that be Keltic or Seltic? Settle for Dine' if you're wise.

Books desired-what the heck kind of answer is "see above"-clearly a bureaucrat at heart.

T-shirt size-only XL? Have you noticed that male Mudcatters prefer smaller t-shirts than females?

Collectables-how about post cards?

Hobbies-sounds like a reasonable collection. Ever try prickly-pear or dandilion wine? If not, don't.

Jewelery-yeah, ok, spoilsport.

Other stuff-whatever.