The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #8139   Message #81049
Posted By: Mark Clark
23-May-99 - 08:19 PM
Thread Name: Cheer me up PLEASE
Subject: RE: Cheer me up PLEASE
Finally someone has a proof!

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"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money then Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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The corrilary is that Webby is very smart indeed.

- Mark