A friend of mine sent me an actual newspaper story that said it can improve a man's health to "gaze" at women's breasts for about 10 minutes a day. I told her I thought it was a load of shit. She said yeah, but if it's true, I know a lot of men who will live forever.

Yeah, I said, ALL OF THEM.

So North Korea may have the big bomb. What makes anyone think Al Gore would be handling it any better?

Anyway, I voted for Harry Browne.