There was a post on October twenty-third
That I found patently absurd
Purportedly from Katlaughing's Santa Claus,
It's a load of bollocks and I know because
I'm it, they're not, and that's my final word.

Except to propose this before quitting
A hypothesis worth submitting:
Due to Polar over-staffing
Two Santas are assigned to Katlaughing,
She's a good girl by twice; its fitting.