Ho-hum, ho-hum
My Santee must be shy
I think I've found the perfect gift
But no hints will tell me why.

Oh, Susan in ol' Sunny Cal
Are you there? Have you been online?
Please come on back and let me know
What gifts for you would be fine.

I might be a mile high or
Swim near the fishes of the sea
But if you don't post, you'll never know
T'were I really a musher or me!