OOOOOOOhhh OOOOOOhhh etc. It is very strange, being here with Elvis and all me new mates. I hold no grudges against the murdering bastards what done for me last night, but I think that a little light haunting might be the order of day, Leadfingers and Snogs.

Does anyone want to know tonight's Lotto numbers? I am now off to hover benignly above Sireen's bed with Cliff Michelmore and Percy Shaw who invented catseyes.

OOOOOOhhhhh, ooooooooooooo etc.