Fibula Mattock, Girl Detective, here!

" Your Secret Santa is a non-penguin and has fewer the six legs (which tends to support someone's observation that your Secret Santa has an oblique sense of humor)."

Hmmm. (Checks down the list below.) American too - only one "u" in "humor" - or is that a trick...
Oblique sense of humour? That's just about anyone on this damn forum!
Not a penguin... but are you bird-related?
Fewer than 6 legs, eh? Hmmm....

I'll bet you're one of these people:

Stephen L Rich
Blackcatter
Edain
Genie
Page of Cups
Ranger Steve
TNDARLN
Tig
Firecat
Gutbucketeer
Fortunato
Lyrical Lady
irishajo
selby
Burke
susan from california
chanteyranger
jenellen
rangeroger
Helen
alison
open mike
Robin2
snuffy
Gloredhel
Bat Goddess
Katlaughing
Giok
greg stephens
Roly H
Sharon A
Amergin
Mudlark
mary in kentucky
Bardford
Stilly River Sage
Capri Uni
Catspaw49
art brooks
Mmario
Giac
sorcha
Kim C
Micca
Morticia
sarah the flute
Big Mick
Jeri
SINSULL
Night Owl
Nathan in Texas
Mrs Lemon
Trevor
sandra in sydney
Karen K
Mooman
Hollowfox
Amos
Pushkin