Well, there are Basset Horns - why not Basset Banjo's.

Incidently Hrothgar and Little Hawk, surely you know the main difference between cats and dogs.

Dogs have owners, cats have servants.


Finally - isn't Ms Penelope Rutledge wonderful when she gets angry - I could really fancy a posh tart like her. I bet she goes like sh*t ofF a hot shovel once you get her started !