There's also a story in the same issue about how a powerful force of space aliens have secretly made a deal with Bush to help him invade and conquer Iraq and get Osama without losing a single American life!

As if the USA needs help beating Iraq! LOLOLOL!!!!

What's the matter with those damned aliens anyway? Don't they see the appeal in rooting for the underdog? Whatta buncha stiffs! :-)

- LH