Gee, I can't help but wonder what startling revelations "The World News" has for us TODAY... Gosh. I oughta run right out to the plaza and see, before closing time!

Hey, Bobert, goats don't exactly go "bah!" in my experience. Well, not usually. They sort of go "uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..." most of the time, a rapid series of short exclamations. Billy Goats do that and more...they hang their tongues out about eight inches and make all sorts of disgusting gobbling and googling sounds as well as the "uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..." standard stuff. They are very gross animals. The female goats deserve better, which may be why all these rumours keep getting around about troops fraternizing with goats.

I hope Naomi is doing all right amongst all those trigger-happy, sex-starved Marines. Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire...

It just doesn't bear thinking about!

- LH