I think you have made a mistake. I have seen your wife. While I have never seen her adufe, judging from what I know of the woman herself, I wouldn't change a thing about her adufe. But I might buy her some chocolates, maybe some nice wine, and invite her and her adufe out for a romantic evening. Being the repository of this type of wisdom is why I am the Keeper of the Sacred Fertility rites in the Mudcat Temple, as well as the resident Sex object in the firm of Swan, Patterson, Fielding and Lane, layabouts at large and for hire. Remember, all of you guys out there that don't have time to take care of your wife's adufe, don't let it rot to where it has to be replaced. Call our firm and ask for Big Mick. I will be happy to layabout with your wife's adufe and keep it in good shape. Remember our motto, "It's the least we can do".

Mick Lane
Fielding, Patterson, Swan and Lane
Layabouts at Large and for hire