Banje - I am ammazed that wasn't already in the DT - checked it ain't.

Here is another verse that I learned from chaps in South Carolina about 1965 its the same time that I first heard your verse.

My uncle Mort he's so sawed off and short
He would give his right arm for a screw
Well, he threw that whore clean through the door
When he had some good ol' mountain dew.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle