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Thread #53483   Message #823291
Posted By: C-flat
11-Nov-02 - 09:27 AM
Thread Name: Growing a beard at 21- Help?
Subject: RE: Growing a beard at 21- Help?
You could try standing further away from the razor, when shaving.
Alternatively you could try sporting a false beard for a while and see how you feel in it?
Reminds me of the one about the couple whose relationship was getting a little stale owing to the fact that the man spent most of his free time in the pub, drinking with his mates.
One night, just after closing, the man comes home and says to his wife,
"Quick!, run upstairs, take off all your clothes and stand on your head in front of the mirror!"
Although suprised at the request, the wife was intrigued and a little exited at the prospect of some activity in the bedroom department, so she did as she was asked.
"Now open your legs!" he said as he approached his, now upside-down, wife.
At this he placed his chin between his wifes legs and was looking at himself in the mirror.
"What are you doing?" asked the wife.
"Oh! nothing dear, I was just saying to the guys in the pub, "I wonder what I'd look like with a beard!"