Being as how I'm the "Works Santa" I have to bear in mind that the children who adore me (i.e the prezzies) should be able to identify with my theme music. This year I am writing "The Santa Rap" to be recorded in my friemd's bedroom studio. So you could say I'll be learning the words to my own song. For myself I shall learn "Honey take a whiff on me" and "Meet on the ledge" with a view to my imaginary return to the stage.