Some men have trouble growing a proper beard, as it doesn't come in well and looks moth-eaten. The solution is simple. Cut off your pubic hair regulary, and crazy glue it to your face.

Or just do what I do, and don't have a beard at all... :-)

I am determined to fight this idea that male folkies and Dylan fans all have beards by remaining clean-shaven, even if it costs me the love of people like Margaret Thatcher and Jerry Springer. I am willing to sacrifice for my principles.

And you know what, Davetnova, your theory may be right! The hair on my head is doing pretty well, and I'm past 50. I still look like Dylan/1965-66 without the 5 O'Clock shadow and the cigarette.

- LH