I am descended from Franco-Greman Geordies
I once got Bill Wyman's autograph
I can't eat or watch other people eating ham
I bumped into Screaming Lord Sutch and broke his falsies
I have three children of my own and six step-children
I have two guitars which I don't play nearly enough
I used to know the guy who wrote Madonna's "Ray of Light"
I was once lightly praised (and my band) by Chris Barber
I have a cat named Deacon ('cos he's blue) who needs de-clinkering regularly
I, reading back, seem dull compared to other 'catters. But I don't feel it.
Not all that obscure but...Hey.. what the Hell !