1. I have read _Nineteen Eighty-Four_ more times than any other book.

2. I have seen the arctic pack ice.

3. I once got laid on a bale of hay.

4. I have written two pornographic stories and posted them on an Internet mailing list.

5. I could sing "Lead, Kindly Light" when I was two years old.

6. I would rather eat chicken wings than beefsteak.

7. I have never been in debt.

8. I didn't learn to drive a car till I was 27.

9. My most frequent fantasies are of (1) insulting people, (2) giving lectures, and (3) having sex, in that order.

10. I get one haircut a year, in the spring.