The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #53483   Message #825227
Posted By: Art Thieme
13-Nov-02 - 10:59 AM
Thread Name: Growing a beard at 21- Help?
Subject: RE: Growing a beard at 21- Help?
To grow a long and luxurious beard, place a pelvic bone of a roadkilled animal--- preferably a possum or a paddy melon --- in your shoe.
(fom Southern Illinois---near "BloodyWilliamson County"------USA)


To cure a severe limp, remove the bone from your shoe.
(from anywhere in Northern Illinois------USA)

Art Thieme