Hmmm...even more obscurity.

1. I don't like to talk during sex...but I am a good listener.

2. I can eat ketchup on just about anything - except peanut butter.

3. I once contemplated becoming a Rabbi and attending Yeshiva. (That was before I discovered drugs!)

4. I have a sense of humor that I would describe as the Ringling Brothers meet Penn and Teller.

5. Before I actually had my first one, I was convinced a shrimp cocktail was a drink, and was horrified to discover otherwise. Wanting to impress my date with my "sophistication" (at the tender age of 19), I proceeded to eat them all without peeling them - tails and all -, and tried to appear non chalant about it. Turned out she liked my eccentricity.

6. When I was a teenager, I worked in a movie theatre part time back when there were there was special section of seating called loges. Cigarettes were 25 cents a pack. I saw Goldfinger at least 100 times. Knew every single line.

7. I used to be addicted to Coca Cola. Had a 6 litre a day habbit. Now, I only have a 1 litre a day addiction to Frutopia.

8. When I was 12 my father walked in on me while I was in the bath tub. His only remark as he turned around and left was 'when you get older you'd better find a woman with a large catcher's mit.'

9. I'm not just a picker.

10. All I'd really need to be happy would be a warm comfortable room, a decent bed, a couch, a desk, table, chair, computer/internet connection, tv, musical instruments, recording gear, a hot plate and microwave, washroom facilities, fridge, and conjugal visits 3 times a day - different woman every other day. I'm just a simple guy.