a fellow who used to come to the FSGW Getaway served in the Peace Corps in the Balkans, and learned to play Serbian bagpipes...(made of a goats intestines..or bladder...whatever)..and several years ago, he was presented with a T-shirt which read....

"REAL Men Blow Dead Goats"...possum kinda pales, if you know what I mean...but it is a good first step... ;>)