Bloody hell! Go to sleep for a few moments and all this happens.
All the good stuff's been said, so while I have another nap, how about those bloody Eyeties?
And don't go on about Gina bloody Lolabrigida for page after page;-)

The Maffia
Asti Spew Manti
The Romans (what have they ever done for us?)
Tanks with 1 forward gear and 8 reverse
Gina Lollobrigida (figure if I spell it twice, one might be right)

The Flying Dutchman
         (how did he get back here?)