The Holy Modal Rounders:

I'm a jackhammer man in a jackhammer town,
And I hammer on my hammer 'til the sun goes down....

I was born in Pennsylvania. I was raised in France.
I'm a dirty old man and I wear silk pants....

And from a beer swillin' campfire one night in the swamps:

I've a rocket in my pocket and a pickle in my pants.
Come on, baby, let's lay down and dance....

My rooster he crows and my hen she squawks.
When my baby walks, man! her body sure talks....