1. I have tools and I know how to use them.
2. But I don't do electrical stuff- I'm not that kind of girl.
3. I've performed on stage with Mick Moloney.
4. No kids of my own, but I have the world's most perfect nephew.
5. Unlike me, my nephew will CERTAINLY HEAR FROM HIS SANTA!!!??!
6. I've moved 4 times in 10 years- houses,all- and finally I have good dirt!
7. I once hauled a perfectly useful galvanized trash can to a festival and was ridiculed incessantly by a fellow mudcatter for doing so.
8. I miss my Blue [blue heeler/ 12 years], and can't decide/bring myself to get another.....but I don't miss my ex, and can't decide/bring myself to get another one of those either.
9. A psychologist friend labeled me a "nester", but I don't have feathers.
10.Though my hearing is excellent, and in spite of my exceptional behavior, I have NOT HEARD from my Santa.   [did I mention that I haven't heard from my Santa????]