The real questions is: Which one of these politicians on either side of the Atlantic (or any other body of water or border) can find their ass with both hands. Minister of Tourism or President or Prime Minister, Republican or Democrat, Labor, Whigs, Torys, Libertarians, Bull Mooses, et al. How they scare me. Is this the same Minister of Tourism who believes that those who live in the UK, England, Britain, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, etc, shouldn't be allow to sing in pubs?

Can't we arrange for his obvious anal retentiveness to suck him back up his own colon?