Clinton (or the President you name here) came out of the White House one winte rmorning and found that someone had written in the crisp white snow, using urine, the message "Bill Clinton Sucks", He was furiosu and summonsed the head of the FBI and ordered an immediate investigation.

Two days later the head FBI man called him back to report.

"Well, Mister President, I have good news and bad news."

"Well, did you find out where that urine came from or not??"

"Yes sir, that's the good news. It is definitely from the Speaker of the House."

"Well, then, what's the bad news??"

"Well, sir, the handwriting is Mrs Clinton's...."