Did naebody mention bannocks, or crowthie, or clootie dumplings, or Irn Bru? And I'm trying my best to forget Harry whatsisface. I know I'll never forgive him for encouraging the rest of the world to think that we're all miserly skinflints in threadbare pic-nic rugs grasping at saxpences that go bang in the nicht.....

We (and I use the term loosely here) are kind-hearted, generous to a fault (if that were posible) and dispensers of open-handed hospitality - all of it reasonably priced.