Some FBI agent has been monitoring the Mudcat. Oh Doug I LOVE IT. Lets keep up all our whacky nonsense and see what conclusions they draw from it.

I'm surprised that our crazy Mudcatter Gargoyle hasn't responded to this. He has the best answer, get yourself an alter ego (or many of them). It it's data they want, let's give it to them lots of it, most of it wrong.

When some one asks for your social security number (or any other info), get it wrong. Just one digit will be enough to throw them off. If anyone takes you to task about this. "Ooh, I can never remember numbers, I must have got it wrong".

Make sure that, whatever information you are asked for, at least some of it is wrong. It's difficult enough to keep good records even if the data is correct. If we all strive to make just one little mistake every time then all of their data will become worthless.

And if they ever get a camera in your bedroom, give 'em a good show.