From 'allo 'allo.

"There's a woman here with a gun"

"Has she got a pram?"

And also from Carry on Cleo. "She's from Bristoleum"

Hey Spaw. That reminds me of a time when I was in Iran during the revolution. I was driving home at about 11:30 (way past the military curfew) and I came up to a road block. The rebels had piled tyres and logs across the road and set them on fire. I just drove around over the desert and waved to them as I went by. If they had built their road block half a mile up the road on the Karun River bridge, no one would have got past.