Here's one that seems to fit into many of our thread topics lately

"Do You Hear What I Hear? " Originally by Tony Sandler & Ralph Young
"Do You Fear What I Fear?" Parody by William Tong
(instrumental intro)

To the Right Wing, said their little man:
"Can I be Dick Cheney?"
Duh-Buh-Ya is their little man.
Strings pulled by Dick Cheney.
Thus far, thus far, Bush danced to the right.
And he's out looking for a fight...
And he's out looking for a fight.

Yes, this little man is just Poppy's boy.
Do you fear what I fear?
Bringing sleaze and lies is Bush Boy.
Do you fear what I fear?
His right wing throng... stole democracy,
And installed Bush's monarchy.
They installed Bush's monarchy.

See Pop's little boy try to be the king.
What the hell does he know?
As the Right Wing swarms on this king.
What the hell does he know?
His power compiled, through the right wing fold.
From our rainbow, Bush stole the gold.
From our rainbow, Bush stole the gold.

Bogus king said to people: "I don't care!
Better do what I say!
I've got spies, people - everywhere!
Better do what I say!"
King Bush's style: sleeping day and night.
While he takes his duties so light.
While he takes his duties so light.

How about this one;
On the 1st day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, a bottle of Xstasy

On the 2nd of Xmas, my truelove gave to me,
2 Cuban cigars
and a Bottle of Xstasy

On the 3rd day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
3 cigarettes,
2 Cuban cigars, and
A bottle of Xstasy

On the 4th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes,
2 Cuban Cigars,
and a bottle of Xstasy

On the 5th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
5 bags of weed
4 nickelbags,
cigarettes,
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

On the 6th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags of weed,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

On the 7th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
7 kegs of beer,
6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags of weed,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes,
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

On the 8th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
8 purple pills,
7 kegs of beer,
6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags of weed,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes,
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

On the 9th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
9 rolled up joints,
8 purple pills,
7 kegs of beer,
6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags of weed,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes,
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

On the 10th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
10 magic brownies,
9 rolled up joints,
8 purple pills,
7 kegs of beer,
6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags weed,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes.
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

On the 11th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
11 lbs of crack,
10 magic brownies,
9 rolled up joints,
8 purple pills,
7 kegs of beer,
6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags of weed,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes,
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

On the 12th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me,
12 lines of coke,
11 lbs of crack,
10 magic brownies,
9 rolled up joints,
8 purple pills,
7 kegs of beer,
6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags of weed,
4 nickelbags,
3 cigarettes,
2 Cuban cigars,
and a bottle of X-stasy

you can find these and a lot more at-amiright.com
Peace, Rustic