I don't have a song (yet)... but I do have a question:

If the laptop got hot enough to burn him -- in a notoriously sensitive area -- wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable? I mean, burns like that don't happen instantly.

If I were in his position, I think I would've started squirming before any serious damage was done... unless it heated up so slowly, he didn't feel it... Or if he was so totally engrossed in what he was doing...

I wonder what he was working on, then...