All that comes to mind so far is:

The web's a seductive thing,
Networked with a token ring,*
It plays to base desires;
Before you know, you've a Lap of Fire.

"I fell prey to a burning Lap of Fire,
As the files loaded down
The heat got higher,
And it turned my groin,
To a Lap of Fire, a Lap of Fire.


Genie

*I know that line needs work.