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Thread #53974 Message #834296
Posted By: mousethief
25-Nov-02 - 02:18 AM
Thread Name: BS: Unofficial Song Challenge!
Subject: RE: BS: Unofficial Song Challenge!
I was thinking of something to the tune of "Killing Floor"...
Well I burned my lemon, till the blister big and white Yeah I burned my lemon, till the blister big and white Now my girl cain't squeeze it, be no lemonade tonight...
Then I was thinking of Robert Johnson's "Hot Tamales"...
Heat'd my wally till it's red hot, yass you know what I mean Heat'd my wally till it's red hot, yass you know what I mean Well I fired up my modem Jumped online Smelled somethin' cookin' Looked down to find I'd Heat'd my wally till it's red hot, yass, you know what I mean
But I think I"ll finally go with ...
Well I wish I had a heat-protected wiener That is what I wish I had to piss For if I had a heat-protected wiener My laptop would'na burned it to a crisp
You guys are great -- great song entries! I don't have any of the GG's usual stock of awards but I want to do something so I shall give my own brand of award, the
BRONZED MOUSE DROPPING
(or BMD) for sending anything at all (other awards of more varied sorts to come after a longer period as per the GG's practice) to:
McGrath of Harlow for this painfully funny quatrain:
Your heatin' part will make you weep You'll cry and cry and try to sleep But sleep won't come the whole night through Your heatin' part will tell on you...
And to Tinker for this excruciatingly humorous couplet:
I gets out of my bed, laid it down on the floor I but it scorched my ol' pencil, it won't write no more
And to Katlaughing for this hot verse:
Hey Dude, don't be afraid Even with blisters you'll still get her The minute the heat gets under your skin Whoops, there goes your pecker!
And to Genie for this wickedly funny chorus:
I fell prey to a burning Lap of Fire, As the files loaded down The heat got higher, And it turned my groin, To a Lap of Fire, a Lap of Fire.
Don't spend your BMD's all in one place, now. Accepted like cash in hundredths of places worldwide.