Sorry, Wolfgang, no awards for pedantry, only lyrics.

Kat, you are most welcome!

The coveted BMD goes next to Amos for this laugh-out-loud stanza:

As my eyes began to s[u]ffer from the acrid burning fumes
My attention was distracted by arrivals there from all the other study rooms
And then I began to notice I was actually aflame!
"I am burning, I am burning!" "The extinguisher, please!"
As my polyster Sears slacks melted to my knees!

And now I must be off for work but keep it up and I'll award more coveted BMD's when I get home tonight.

Alex
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