The young Sorcha went riding out one dark and windy day
The Wyoming skies were rumbling as she went along her way
Then all a once a strange sight up in the sky she views
A santa in a sledge……… pulled by a team of gnus!!!
Yipee-i-yay, Yippeee-i-yo-ohhh Ghoste wildebeeste in the sky!!!!

Their eyes they flashed like lightning and there hot breath I could feel
Those jalepeno peppers that would make your blood congeal
They'd been eating Sorchas special, they had nothing left to loose
And thats the only eating …….that can Supercharge Gnus
Yipee-i-yay, Yippeee-i-yo-ohhh Ghoste wildebeeste in the sky!!!!

The sonic boom passed over as this strange rig passed from sight
I know where ere they're going it wont be a "silent night"
the purpose of this little song is to convey in Rhyme
That Sorchas Secret Santa is delivering on time
Yipee-i-yay, Yippeee-i-yo-ohhh Ghost wildebeeste in the sky!!!!