Aha - Jude me dear, was lucky enough to be staying in a hotel in Ross on Wye, where they were relaxing after a concert in aid of Mcmillan Nurses. I just wish I'd heard them sober. Well, they might have been drinking, but I was already too far gone to find out!!!

Yes Mr Breeze you're a lovely cuddly sort of person and you're always nice to everybody. You don't speak in riddles or write in txt or anything! There, feeling better now? Are you going to Bed'th then? Is there no Blue Anchor evening to look forward to this weekend? What am I to do with me next-door neigbour then? No, don't answer that!