Someone's away for the weekend doing something in the real world and you make a case for paranoiac delusions out of it?

I don't think that the CDs have only been available this weekend, do you?

Max has known for ages about this, yet this very simple, but important way of promoting all your hard work (for the benefit of Mudcat) appears to have so far eluded him.

But what the hell do I know?

First class jerk